Coach From Finheaven

[Ben Had]

Let's see...

Junc can coach
Shoright can be the analytics guy
and...wheel of choices for the draft
Burke can stay on as DC

Trevor Lawrence here we come

I like it...and bump could GM.

 

[Good_Dylan]

One day I could see the NFL being marketed as a reality TV/Sport package. They could have a bachelor style coach selection where every GM or Owner has to hire a HC from a group of 30 but the twist is 15 have actual NFL experience and the other 15 are just regular fans. They could call it "Who wants to be an NFL HC?".

Based off this outstanding suggestion...Superphin gets my nod.
No pressure my friend....all you have to do is avoid .500 ball to be a raging success. Its not a hard act to follow since Shula....Just win or lose but dont be luke warm 8-8's or 7-9's
Do it right or dont do it at all.

 

[fishfanmiami]

The only problem with Bump as HC is I believe there's still a restraining order from his drinking days that prohibits him from being within 100 yards of our cheerleaders. :)

 

[Third Eye]

We should get every candidates coaching and leadership experience. Posting here and leading people arevtwo very different things.

Do we have anything beyond anyone’s daughters traveling basketball team?

Need some resumes.

 

[Fin Fan in Cali]

GM- J Off
West coast scouting manager- ChambersWI
Midwest scouting manager- Hayden Fox
East coast scouting manager- Albert Romano
HC- JDW
DC- Hoops
OC- Kdawg
STC- FeartheBeard

 

[nick1]

We should get every candidates coaching and leadership experience. Posting here and leading people arevtwo very different things.

Do we have anything beyond anyone’s daughters traveling basketball team?

Need some resumes.

@FearTheBeard is actually a head coach. High school football I believe

 

[NBP81]

I would've got SOS as my DC if he still posted here...

 

[fishfanmiami]

GM- J Off
West coast scouting manager- ChambersWI
Midwest scouting manager- Hayden Fox
East coast scouting manager- Albert Romano
HC- JDW
DC- Hoops
OC- Kdawg
STC- FeartheBeard

FFIC head of cheerleader procurement
Nick in charge of clearing practice field of gum wrappers
NBP talent scout for the great white north. We need a few lumber jacks on that O line

 

[Fin Fan in Cali]

FFIC head of cheerleader procurement
Nick in charge of clearing practice field of gum wrappers
NBP talent scout for the great white north. We need a few lumber jacks on that O line

 

[raving]

I’d be your next Shula.

I would not carry a single kicker on the roster.

I’d never punt - always go for it on 4th down.

Always go for two.

Always kick onside kicks.

I’d invest like crazy in o-line and D-line - and I’d organize to run people over.

I’d hold receivers like crazy and destroy the Tom Brady’s - I’d take the 15 yard penalties until there were no more players allowed on the field... I’d get my money’s worth out of the roughing the passer... I would get dogs that would SERIOUSLY rough the passer - nfl panzey rules be damned!!!!

You gonna beat me - you better do it old school because that’s how I’m gonna beat you - until your a pulp!!!!

I admit I’d likely not make it out of preseason- but hey I’d get some love from all y’all while it lasted!!!!

 

[mrbunglez]

You’re hired!

 

[Third Eye]

@FearTheBeard is actually a head coach. High school football I believe

Excellent. We will need some more information on his team and successes, plus offensive and defensive philosophy. Does he run the Wide 9, for example?

 

[Bumpus]

We should get every candidates coaching and leadership experience. Posting here and leading people arevtwo very different things.

Do we have anything beyond anyone’s daughters traveling basketball team?

Need some resumes.

Beer Blast ‘94 at West Liberty State College:

As the party seemed to be winding down early, I began kicking my fraternity brothers & calling them pussies before bonging two beers & jumpstarting everything back into high gear. We then finished the last three kegs & crushed some Chi Omega puss.

My leadership led directly to two unwanted pregnancies.

All hail Bumpus!

 

[Third Eye]

Beer Blast ‘94 at West Liberty State College:

As the party seemed to be winding down early, I began kicking my fraternity brothers & calling them pussies before bonging two beers & jumpstarting everything back into high gear. We then finished the last three kegs & crushed some Chi Omega puss.

My leadership led directly to two unwanted pregnancies.

All hail Bumpus!

You just earned a face to face interview.

 

[OhJesus]

Bumpus... there is no other candidate