This overwhelming slobbering of Tua’s knob is so extreme that it almost makes the levelheaded fan hate Tua.
Is the little prince working hard? Is he? Aww, that’s my little itty, bitty, baby boo boo. Isn’t he a good boy? Yes he is. Yes he is.
I am ecstatic about all this news on Tua. Also, BUT ALSO, it doesn’t matter. That’s right. Because if he doesn’t win it won’t matter an iota if the kid was Rocky training through blistering snow and you know it. You won’t be hollering, “NO. BUT HE WORKS SO HARD! LETS GIVE HIM ALL THE TIME HE NEEDS TO FIGURE IT OUT.” And if you do, no one will hear you over the burning torches and polished pitchforks.