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Stupidest thing said to wife or Girlfriend during a game.

Whitedolphin54 said:
I cant think of any time when i watched the dolphins and said anything stupid, but i do remember one time when we were meant to go round her mothers and I pretended I had to go to work later. Sometime into the game i heard a car pulling into the front drive. On sneaking a look out of the window I seen it was our car, so I quickly turned off the TV and ran into the back garden. In my panic I hid behind the shed. Once i heard the car go again I went back in to the house and finished watching the game. I then went around a friends house and returned about one in the morning. Cor did I ever get a telling off for leaving the lights on and the back door unlocked when I went to work. To this day she doesn't know i watched the game--but she still reminds me of the time I went to work and left the door unlocked and the lights on.
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Unless she follows Fin Heaven, that is.
 
Dumbest thing an ex said in front of me.....

"Mmmmm. Jason Taylor (sigh)."


She used to pull that crap all the time with JT and Olindo Mare. At that age, stuff like that bothered me. And I took everything at face value. :billfan:

So I decided to turn it around on her. The next time we went down to Davie for training camp, I waited for the cheerleaders to come by.

"omg that girl is badass. Her name is Jaime. Look at those thighs."

She didn't like that at all. And she didn't like it when they came over to offer raffle tickets or whatever......and I bought two. :tongue:
 
Muck said:
Dumbest thing an ex said in front of me.....

"Mmmmm. Jason Taylor (sigh)."


She used to pull that crap all the time with JT and Olindo Mare. At that age, stuff like that bothered me. And I took everything at face value. :billfan:

So I decided to turn it around on her. The next time we went down to Davie for training camp, I waited for the cheerleaders to come by.

"omg that girl is badass. Her name is Jaime. Look at those thighs."

She didn't like that at all. And she didn't like it when they came over to offer raffle tickets or whatever......and I bought two. :tongue:
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OMG... Olindo Mare? :eek:
 
Chicks don't seem to care if they're kickers. Hell, they don't even care if a guy's a jerk. :lol:
 
Whitedolphin54 said:
I cant think of any time when i watched the dolphins and said anything stupid, but i do remember one time when we were meant to go round her mothers and I pretended I had to go to work later. Sometime into the game i heard a car pulling into the front drive. On sneaking a look out of the window I seen it was our car, so I quickly turned off the TV and ran into the back garden. In my panic I hid behind the shed. Once i heard the car go again I went back in to the house and finished watching the game. I then went around a friends house and returned about one in the morning. Cor did I ever get a telling off for leaving the lights on and the back door unlocked when I went to work. To this day she doesn't know i watched the game--but she still reminds me of the time I went to work and left the door unlocked and the lights on.
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That's a good one. :goof:
 
Ah, I love being young. I dont have a wife, nor will I want one for a long, long time. I do have a long time girlfriend and she knows not to bother me on sundays. She also refuses to go the the Dolphins-Jets game with me every year because I get a little out of hand and usualy cause a sceen. Other than last year when I got into a fight in the parking lot with a bills fan, we have never had a football related problem; or any problem for that matter
 
PassRush said:
Ah, I love being young. I dont have a wife, nor will I want one for a long, long time. I do have a long time girlfriend and she knows not to bother me on sundays. She also refuses to go the the Dolphins-Jets game with me every year because I get a little out of hand and usualy cause a sceen. Other than last year when I got into a fight in the parking lot with a bills fan, we have never had a football related problem; or any problem for that matter
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Just marry her and see how fast that changes...
 
burger13 said:
Well.....not really "to" my wife......but said in front of her whole family.

I was at her house (we were engaged at the time) for Thanksgiving 2003 - Dolphins vs Cowboys. A huge game for me because one of my best friends AND my two older brothers are all Cowboy fans.

They serve dinner right at the beginning of the game, but per my prior demands, I was set up directly in front of the TV, so I was cool with that......so I'm heading back form the main table with my first helping when a Dolphin fumbles (forget who, but it wound up not being a turnover).........so when it happens I yell "JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!"

I turn to sit and see my wife and her sister sitting there with their jaws dropped.....turns out that I failed to realize that her father was in the middle of saying grace right when I yelled......I turn around to see everyone staring at me and her father just says "Amen".
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Ouch man!!! At least we crushed the Cowboys though which was nice seeing that I was with my family of all Bills fans
 
PhiNomina said:
This might be the best thread since the draft. :lol:

Amazing how we entertain ourselves in the offseason.
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This is true, I have been reading this board for at least a year before I registered last week. The threads up since I registered are very entertaining.
I think you all know who to thank;)
 
Slappy 8800 i hope your joking because thats just horrible.

This thread is amazing
 
Dolfndav34 said:
Shut up and bake me a pie !!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yea, I said "Don't you need to go bake a cake or something?" Not good.

But this was the worst one. She wanted some action during a playoff game in the 90's (I think it was just a test to see who was more important, the Fins or her). So I tried to be diplomatic and said "Maybe we could do it in front of the game, you know, like some couples watch porno!"
.....That was a lllooooonnng week.:shakeno: And the Fins lost!:fire:
 
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