Well many of these are similar, but good thread anyway. I was helping my cousin move, and was moving a couch up a set of stairs. My phone went off, and since we had to wait for traffic in the bedroom to clear out, I rested the couch against my thigh and answered it. My brother the Giants fan, told me ricky had retied from the dolphins. My exact words were: "dude f--- off, I'm busy right now." And hung up. I finished moving the couch upstairs, and started to replay the call in my head. What if he wasn't joking? I called him back, and he was laughing, so for a split second I was relieved. Until he said, he was serious, and he was laughing cause the situation was so insane. My heart sank. I ran to the TV, turned on TSN (Canada's 24-hour hockey station, but will mix in a couple other sports when it feels like it), and saw the bulletin scroll across the bottom. I was sick to my stomach. Never have I seen an entire yet-to-be-played season flash before my eyes that quickly.