Jonathan Martin (rd 2)
Dallas Thomas (rd 3)
Ju Juan James (rd 1)
Billy Turner (rd 3)
Jamil Douglas (rd 4)
Laremy Tunsil (rd 1)
Not to mention that Pouncey was already here when Tannehill arrived. Tannehill has had an o-line. Whether the o-line was evaluated correctly, or the coaching wasn't up to par...he had a line AND a running back in Lamar Miller
W...wait a minute. You're using this as evidence that Ryan Tannehill HAD A LINE?
Jonathan Martin played one full season for Miami. He ranked 76th out of 80 players at his position by PFF. Regardless of how much credence you give PFF, I believe we can all agree he wasn't even remotely good at his job. Then, well, he lost his mind. Last I heard, he was dangerously close to being able to play a role in the next "The Longest Yard" remake.
Dallas Thomas played one full season, and in his three seasons with Miami was consistently ranked as one of the worst linemen in football. After he was cut, he never played another snap in the NFL. He is currently employed by Tennessee. Memphis, Tennessee, that is...in the AAF.
Billy Turner was so bad at times that Dallas Thomas replaced him. He certainly seemed to get his act together after being released. Good for him. But let's not pretend he was good while he was here. He wasn't.
Jamil Douglas started 6 games for Miami as a rookie in 2015. He was cut in the 2016 O-Line purge. He has bounced around to four other practice squads since, but has not played another snap in the NFL.
Ju'Wuan James and Mike Pouncey I actually have no issue with, protection-wise. And obviously Laremy Tunsil has been great.
But.
If we're going to go here, we're gonna go here.
Let's look at OTHER people who played on O-Line for the Fins, too. Because there was a lot more going on than that fairly shaky example you used. Let's not forget about Ted Larsen.
Let's not forget about:
- Jermon Bushrod: Who was a pretty danged good left tackle before he came to Miami...and they decided in their infinite wisdom to put him at RIGHT GUARD, where he (surprise!) sucked. He's currently unemployed in the NFL, but he wasn't young when he got to Miami, so I'm not counting that against him.
- Anthony Steen: Bounced around on Arizona's practice squad for two years. Then the Dolphins signed him. He then played in 15 of Miami's games in 2016, including 7 as a STARTER. He then started 6 games the next year before he season ended with a foot injury. He is currently unemployed in the NFL.
- Let's not forget Sam Brenner. Somehow he managed to start 4 games for Miami in 2013, and was somehow playing in games up until 2015. He only ever played for Miami, and is currently unemployed in the NFL.
- Jason Fox: Funny how this keeps happening - Jason Fox played for three years in Detroit, but only started 3 games because...well, he wasn't all that good. Miami signed him in 2014, and he started 2 games. Then in 2015, he started ELEVEN games. Interestingly, he didn't suddenly become an All-Pro. He wasn't very good, he was a free agent at the end of the year, and...ready? He is currently unemployed in the NFL.
- Let's not forget Shelley Smith, who may or may not have been a better blocker than the sports reporter who shared his name. He started three games at Guard for Miami in 2014 when he was 27...and then never played another snap in the NFL.
I'm not even including the Sam Youngs, the Craig Urbiks, the Nate Garners, the Daryn Colledges, the Samson Sateles, because they were at least serviceable. But they were just that. Serviceable as opposed to complete tragedies.
That's the thing, really, we shouldn't ever be looking at film where there's a guy with his hands up literally blocking NOBODY, and saying things like, "Man, I miss the good old days where the right side of our line was anchored by John Jerry and Tyson Clabo." NOBODY SHOULD EVER HAVE TO SAY THAT SENTENCE.
Ryan Tanehill had flaws, but trying to talk up the line he had in front of him for any lengthy period of time as a strength is nonsense. It was a complete freaking disaster for about 90% of the time Tannehill was here.